Strange objects of desire #1

When I was a lad, learning to get pissed involved trying mild/bitter/brown ale etc. until you found something that didn’t make you vomit. Kids of today are spoilt and have alcopops. However I was pleased to discover a nod to tradition in the form of dandelion and burdock flavoured vodka. If that alone was not sophisticated enough, the bottle assures the discerning palette a continental blend of fruit flavours – so  then – that’s sophistication that contributes to your 5-a-day. Genius.