New book: The Machine Gunners

Our taxi driver said: “You can’t buy machine guns in England? Wow – I guess you’ve got to work hard to  kill someone over there!” Two tourists from Manchester (Me and Sara) go in a shop in Las Vegas and fire machine guns (well it made a nice change from a bus tour to The Hoover Dam).

Just in time for Christmas – A slight paperback volume of writing for £1.95 (plus P&P) Buy it from Blurb. Enter the PROMO1 code at checkout and there’s 20% off until 26 November. Even I haven’t seen a copy yet – so don’t sue me if there’s any mistakes. If you don’t want the bog-friendly version, you can download it as a pdf free click here.

But wait! Email me and you may win the free copy we have on offer and solve all your festive present conundrums!